#god. GOD!!!!! SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

[jopzer]

there's something wrong with roy and jamie. they have scrambled eggs for brains.

[vaggieslefteye]

VAGGIE | ꜱɪɴɢɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡ'ꜱ ɴᴇꜱᴛ

[shitpostingkats]

The cup noodle sidequest is perfectly placed actually. My mans randomly fucked off to witness the horror of the divine, got his face and chest carved open, then woke up the next day and was like "I have got to eat my favorite food and go camping with my buddies." And then he proceeded to hike up a volcano and do just that. King behavior.

[spiribia]

it doesn't even make sense how many things you have to wash after preparing a single small dish

[starheirxero]

Can I see a better ref of Servant Sun? Or some sketches of him?

(no reason at all, just wanna see the lil guy better)

YES OFC !!!! I ONLY HAVE SKETCHES RN SO HERE'S SOME STUFF I'VE THROWN AROUND 🙏🙏🙏

Tbh I feel like his outfit is subject to change at any moment BUT these 4 details are FOR SURE always gunna be there.

Did you know everytime he truly doubts his lord, he adds something eclipse themed to his body? Just thought I'd mention it......

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Egghead - Batman TV series (66-67)

[feral-ass-raccoon]

going insane thinking abt people's effects on our personalities btw

[merciawintersageposting]

nobody: …

solas:

[decaf-mother]

I want to place Peter Maximoff in an egg scrambler and just SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHA-

[vaguely-concerned]

the thing about growing up undiagnosed high-masking autistic is that it feels a lot like being expected to spontaneously develop, nay, somehow autogenically manifest from somewhere deep in your soul, a perfect understanding of ancient greek. and you scrape by for a long while on route memorization of established texts and sneaking looks in dictionaries while people glance away and frantic spiritual google translating and you form a tattered highly specialized vocabulary and some exceedingly hazy theories of grammar. but then one day the world will be like 'wonderful, you've really got this down huh! now it's time to go out there in the world and compose your own poetry! have fun!' and then you sit there like ':) oh no!' and in your cobbled-together desperate lingo it's very hard to find a way to tell people 'my nervous system has been burning for so long that there's only electrified ash left in here to carry the signal and all that greek ate every other language I may have known at the beginning so now I don't understand anything at all anymore I don't know how to truly speak and I don't know how to truly listen it's all greek to me' without them going 'but don't be silly you're so eloquent!' and/or 'well have you tried to spontaneously be a fluent latin speaker instead that worked great for me!' and then I want to go lie down at the bottom of the deepest ocean forever and never get up

[vaggieslefteye]

HAZBIN HOTEL (2024—): 1x03 - "Scrambled Eggs"

[paperconsumption]

risking being late to class for what? fried eggs?

[the-kipsabian]

this is just for my own stupid amusement. but lets have a lil fun poll, since the last time i asked people said they preferred the longboys to shorts...

you can vote on just based on the in-ring gear or include the jacket

leaving a link to the gear study i did for the first two so you can see the details better as well as a couple more shots of the current pair and the old jacket under the cut but please vote for your favorite! thoughts, opinions, etc in reblogs and tags are optional tho appreciated, as is just reblogging this in general! 💜

heres a link to the gear study of the first two pairs

and a few shots of that old jacket (this was worn with both the superbad and the gallery gear, but im putting it here separately as i didnt talk about it in the gear study linked above)

and since he hasnt done a proper photoshoot with the current gear yet (shame on him it would make my life so much easier rn ough), heres a few misc photos i have around. thankfully theres not as many details as theres in the previous ones, but its still very nifty to look at ~

(technically the last one is missing the correct knee and kick pads but its the best shot i have of the full front of these boys shhh. also yeah we are just talking about the pants, so technically it doesnt matter)

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I wish I could still eat eggs. I miss being able to eat eggs. Eggs are so good I wish I could eat them

[lunewolf13]

Steph and Cass decide to use Alfred's kitchen:

Steph: Do you ever just wonder, 'am I good enough?'

Cass: No.

Steph: That's the spirit! Now let's see how well you can cook!

Cass: Badly.

Steph: It's just waffles! How bad could you be?

Twenty minutes later, after turning off the smoke detector and opening the windows:

Steph, cutting into the 'waffle': I mean, a little burnt never hurt anyone.

That was an understatement. Really, it was impressive that she managed to make a charred waffle. How did it even happen?? Steph was right here the entire time!

As she's about to sacrifice herself and take a bite, Cass takes her wrist.

Cass: Don't eat. You'll die.

...Yeah. She probably would.

Steph: Batburger?

Cass nodded: Batburger.

Steph should've believed Tim when he said Cass has a permanent ban from Alfred's kitchen. No one's perfect.

[tautline-hitch]

northwest coast holidays: on the predicted christmas gale (BC hydro[electric] vs my best girl thuja plicata and the Coastal Douglas Fir biogeoclimatic zone): "i got a waterproof parka and half a can of propane. and no fear"